steve, watching that video of howard getting merked 3 seconds after trying to move the super serum that Literally everyone in the World was after with ZERO security And also his wife: dam tony your pops even Dumber than You
bucky, trying to avoid getting his ass beat: steve please,,,,Please..Shut The Fuck up
dick: an extremely friendly starbucks barista named dave, until he’s mad, which means he sounds like an indignant man named dave who can’t find someone to check him out at the walgreens register
barbara: grad school student that ruins parties by talking about particle physics, has said, “actually, that is not correct,” with her own mouth
jason: perpetually annoyed kid from the projects who steals candy and deodorant from the 7-eleven, when he gets angry he sounds like someone who walked into traffic and then got mad that he was nearly hit. I’M FUCKIN WALKIN HERE
tim: the guy who nearly hits a perpetually annoyed kid from the projects, probably plays tennis, michael was definitely considered as a potential baby name. tucks in his shirts.
cass: justice chipmunk refuses to be stopped
steph: like the kid next door you used to play with except she always wanted to be the cool one and she always tried to deus ex machina the mcdonald’s playplace, she definitely had a “teardrops on my guitar” phase
damian: murder puffin initially refuses to be stopped but a barista named dave kept carrying him home in a sweatshirt pocket, murder puffin then considered allowing himself to be stopped and then consented to becoming a traffic light puffin
kate: you found her chainsmoking on a swing set at three in the morning and she threw a rock at you. you back away slowly. the experience haunts you.
bruce: if a brick wall could talk
selina: i don’t even have to describe this to you, batman: the brave and the bold exists. just listen to her say things. she sounds like a cat purring in a smoky jazz lounge, on a bed of silk. voices have no right to sound that good, fuck you. fuck all of you.
Actually spiderverse was really cute in how loosely its used its ‘i love yous’ and especially how none of them were romantic!! I mean obvsly theres miles’ dad making him say i love you before school, but theres also peter’s quick “i love you, im so proud of you!!” during the fight (which he said so easily and delightedly!! He was so proud and happy about this kid omg), and noir saying “i love you all.” as a goodbye when he goes back through the portal like i cant think another superhero movie, or most movies in general tbh, who use the word love so carefreely. and maybe it has something to do with the fact that spiderverse is animated, but its just really refreshing and sweet, its adorable to hear every time and shows how close and family-like all the spiders got so quickly!
